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If that text just so happens to be something super funny from my best friend that makes me laugh, even better.

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However, if you're looking for something new, it can be difficult coming up with just the right pun or hilarious quote that will make her chuckle. That's why I'm here with these 18 texts that you can copy and paste.

I know if I received any of these out funby the blue, I'd be laughing until I was on the floor. The Summer Day?

More like The Summer Text. Sorry for the sext. Remember places?

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I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor. Not with sugar and spice, but with money.

What else did you manifest for yourself today? My main feed is your vision board. To be clear, I'm not looking for a love triangle.

Read: I'm looking for an excuse to delete the app. Run, don't walk. The blue highlights were a choice.

Meeting drunk girls in bathrooms. There is no one nicer than a drunk girl in a bathroom. I miss her.

How much do you think he talks about 'Infinite Jest'? Honestly, I don't want to know the truth. How many Dolly Parton candles are too many?

Asking for a friend. Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK.

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I can't cook and just burned a Hot Pocket in the microwave, but I imagine what it would be like to be able to cook well. Burning a Hot Pocket is easier than it sounds. I'm deciding if I want to buy my baby niece a pair of tiny Air Force 1s. The shoes make the 'fit. The Summer Day?

More like The Summer Text. Sorry for the sext.

Remember places? I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor.

Not with sugar and spice, but with money. What else did you manifest for yourself today?

My main feed is your vision board. To be clear, I'm not looking for a love funnt. Read: I'm looking for an excuse to delete the app.