A vampickle. He was the absentee father of my cousins Melissa and Nikki, but I wished he were my absentee father instead.
She did teach me and my brother to put the napkins in our laps. Together we steadied a piece of chicken, cut, passed the fork to the right hand, and lifted it to my lips.
I liked the knife-fork switcheroo. It felt like learning the rules to a new game. It was not until reading Emily Post that I realized it was considered gauche. Mom said it was suicide and that Grandma was in denial. Everybody went to Cleveland for the funeral.
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He would have a talk with her before they left the island. But may I be permitted to ask why you wear their uniform? Why, you speak French like a Parisian, you have the manner of a great gentleman! He apologized in advance in case we were vegetarians and stood there holding a silver tray.
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Although I disliked my conservative Texan father, I was still born down there, and I liked cooking that way. Sticking close to my roots felt like metaphysical protection. Emily Post was a Southerner, too, for all her association with the Astors and the very first list. She was also scandalously divorced; there were houses in Tuxedo Park that refused to receive her. Perhaps these minute divergences from the dead center of the New York elite gave her perspective on its means and ways.
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She prepares an elegant dinner while I sprawl on her oriental rug, chugging white burgundy and petting her pony-sized dog. I tell her I am having trouble writing my essay on etiquette. Also because I want to stay in her mansion. It is possible she means it as a compliment, that she finds etiquette too frivolous a topic for my vast literary gifts. Except I think she did read my essay about the dildo.
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